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Alright, starting with the definition. Short-beaked... Hmm, where do I start? Beaks are usually part of animals, like birds or maybe snails. Short beak compared to what's normal. Maybe something with a stubby beak? Or perhaps a beaked animal that looks short? Wait, "short beaked" could refer to various things. Let's think of common associations. Penguins have short beaks, right? But they’re more about being cute. Alternatively, maybe snails or slugs which have tentacles instead of beaks. Wait, but some snails do have visible beaks that might look short? Or maybe it's a play on words. "Short-beaked" sounding like "short beat," but not sure. Maybe in another context, like beer? Short-beaked beer? Doesn't make sense. Alternatively, think of plants with short beaks. Maybe certain herbs or flowers? Not sure. Wait, could it relate to someone's nose? A short-nosed breed of dog? Like a Pug has a distinctive short snout. But the user wants it hilarious and informative. So perhaps combining humor with accurate enough information. Let's try: "Short-beaked is when Mr. Beaktyte decides that even Roger Rabbit's roots require his beak, resulting in an abysmally small pink appendage jutting out from his face—like a dandelion tuft on Donald Duck." Wait, that's maybe too vague. Need to make sure it's informative. Let me check: Dandelions have long pappi (singular pupa), but not exactly beaks. Maybe better to stick with actual animals. Alternatively, use the example of a penguin having a short beak compared to emus or ostriches which have longer ones. So "short-beaked" could describe such birds. But maybe go for something more humorous and slightly unsettling in the example sentence. The user wants the definition part funny and then an example that's edgy. So first, define 'short beaked' humorously: Maybe like a character with a comically small beak. Then the example sentence should use it in a way that makes someone uneasy. Like a cult leader Short-beaked? Or maybe in a medical context? Wait, perhaps "Short-beaked" as a term used in a sinister way. For instance, short-beaked turtles... Wait, actually, some turtle species have short or long shells. But not sure. Alternatively, use it metaphorically. A person with a 'short beak' could mean someone with a small nose, which might lead to an unsettling description of a creepy character with a prominent thin nose. But the example needs to be edgy. Maybe: "The cult leader's short-beaked visage was enough to unsettle even the most ardent follower," implying something about his appearance and maybe his nature. Alternatively, use it in a scientific context but add a twist. Like a mutated creature Short-beaked... Unsettling for being unnatural or monstrous. Hmm. Let me try putting this together. First, define 'short beaked' humorously as perhaps a description of an animal with a short beak, maybe comparing to something absurd. Then the example sentence uses it in a context that feels slightly off or creepy. Wait, another angle: "Short-beaked" could refer to a device or object that's supposed to have a long part but has a short one, leading to malfunctioning humorously. But then an unsettling example... Maybe machinery with a short beak causing danger? Alternatively, stick with biological terms. Let me look up some animals with short beaks. Penguins do have relatively small beaks compared to other birds. Ducks have longer beaks usually. So maybe "short-beaked" refers to certain waterbirds. But how to make the definition hilarious? Maybe personify an animal: "Short-beaked is when Beaky McBeakface attends a bird convention and discovers his beak is only half the length it used to be, making him eligible for 'Let's Lose It!' seminars." Okay, that's funny. Then the example sentence: "The short-beaked vulture circled overhead, its sickly gaze casting an unsettling pall over the funeral procession—a grim reaper with a feathered mask." Wait, but vultures do have long hooked beaks. Maybe not accurate. Need to ensure some factual basis or is it okay for creative license? Alternatively, use fictional creatures. Like a short-beaked alien... Not sure. Alternatively, combine humor with an unsettling scenario. Perhaps the example could involve a place where encountering something short-beaked feels off. "In the depths of the rainforest, explorers stumbled upon a tribe of short-beaked primates whose laughter was interrupted only by the occasional blood-curdling shriek as they pilfered food from unsuspecting villagers." Hmm, mixing positive and negative elements here. The term 'short beaked' is part of animal description but in an unsettling context with tribal warfare. Alternatively, focus on a medical example: "Her diagnosis revealed she had a rare form of short-beaked syndrome, where her nasal passages were so constricted it felt like breathing underwater through a cotton ball—until panic set in and she realized the doctor was actually discussing her oxygen levels." But maybe that's stretching. The key is to make sure that 'short beaked' has a humorous definition first, then an example sentence that's slightly disturbing. Let me try consolidating: Definition: "Short-beaked" humorously defined as belonging to Mr. Beakly's exclusive club, where members sport the world's tiniest perky facial protrusions—think of a penguin’s beak shrunk by a Factor of 10 and equipped with a Bluetooth earpiece for modern communication." Example sentence: "The cult leader's short-beaked entourage encamped silently outside hospitals, their leader delivering sermons about purity while his acolytes discreetly administered... unsettling injections to patients." That's edgy because it implies medical intrusion under the guise of religion. The humor comes from the absurdity of a tiny beak on a human-like figure leading sinister activities. Alternatively: "Short-beaked" had become an accepted term in entomology, describing those insufferably cocky ladybugs whose red spots were now mere memories thanks to their abnormally diminutive ospores." Then example: "Night crawlers aside, it was the short-beaked snails at the spa that turned heads with their shell-therapy-induced gourd-like beaks—a la Marie Kondo’s wardrobe decluttering for gastropods." Wait, that's more humorous but maybe not unsettling. The second example might work better. Finalizing: Definition: "Short-beaked is when Biddy McBeak stares at you with the confidence of a penguin that just spent its entire day waddling in circles while simultaneously attempting to preen itself into existence." Example sentence: "The short-beaked oracle emerged from the shadows, its pallid face inches long and crowned with a tuft so diminutive it could house an entire ecosystem without its notice—a veritable Edenic anomaly among mortals." Hmm, not quite. Maybe adjust for more unsettlement. Alternative example: "Short-beaked
